on dance moms are going to grow up and be all sorts of emotionally fucked up.

(thanks anon for pointing my flaws out. also fyi obviously I watch the show if I’m commenting about it and I adore the little munchkins on the show but abby is all sorts of fucked up and totally going to scar them. duh. yes I am aware I write in run-on sentences and rarely use caps.)

why on earth do the girls on the bad girls club always ruin the pool? 

on Bad Girls Club are lame as all fuck.

but fuck why is johnny bananas attractive to me?

and damn you bad girl club for living like gross pigs too. Come on America let’s grow up a little.

do the kids on Jersey Shore live so gross? It’s like the don’t know how to use a hanger on to fold a shirt. Wow. 

do the girl on America’s Next Top Model scream about everything?

sure makes us Irish folk look real good. Ugh but damn it I love it.

macs were supposed to not suck ass. Don’t get me wrong I still love mine but damn buffer my ass.

I hope you’re paying those ladies a shit ton of money for sewing your designs for you.